Dan's grandfather's advice

On Tuesday 3rd of March Dan Daly called his grandfather at approximately 13.00.
He asked for his advice.

This is what Dan's grandfather said.

-Hello
-who is this?
-don't you recognise your grandson?
-o daniel i didn't hear you
-is Grampy there?
-yes he's upstairs i'll get him.. David…
-Hello
-I need your help with some academia stuff. i need you to tell me some advice and some ways of me living for a week. but i'm not going to ring you everyday for a week.
-What do you mean?
-Any advice? something you learnt from your grandad or dad or from the navy..
alright ok i'll ask my grandad now. (he laughs) Ok, first you get a bucket, then you fill it with water and you put your hand in it for about 2 seconds. Lift it out and all the water that is left is how relevant you are in the world. And all the water dripping in your fingers is how relevant you will become if you don't reach your dreams.
-Eh, ok.
-write a list of things you want to do for the day and give it to me and i'll tell you why you can't do it.
- are you not going to say anything about the donkey that you told william?
- ah no we got into trouble with the rspca so now we use a trampoline so it will bounce back up and be safe. Also, if you have any money you want to spend, tell me what you want to spend it on, give it to me and i'll put it to better use.
- anything else?
- yes i love to see you put your foot in it. so do that more.