Charlotte just wait until your 80, you'll be just as old as Mary Berry baking Victoria sponges and drinking tea.
Oh Charlotte just wait until your 46, you'll be just as hot as Jennifer Aniston and won't look a day older!
Charlotte I bet you can't wait to be 44 and sing wicked on the west end stage just like Idina Menzel.
Charlotte when your 53 you'll just be as funny as you were when you were a kid just like Jim Carrey.
Charlotte when your:
16 you can order your own passport - so you don't need any of your parents help.
22 you decide that summer is the best time of the year - so you book your holiday in December.
24 you can splash out on a pair on Louboutin shoes and not feel guilty!
27 girls nights out are so fun! Yay more cocktails please!
28 you honestly believe takeaways are the best thing that has been invented and you can eat as much as you like because you have a high metabolism.
31 you'll feel madly in love and believe your living a fairytale.
33 you can go out and experiment designing your home decor. Bright and bold or white and pastels?
39 you realise that you'd rather stay in than going out.
43 you feel that sports bras are so comfy - why didn't I wear this before?
46 you can pick out your favourite foods when food shopping so when you come back home to your family and they don't like what you've brought you can say "well none of you came with me so I had to choose" and not feel guilty.
48 your husband will bring your breakfast in bed.
52 you don't care if you go through a whole bottle of wine.
57 you can't wait for Mother's Day because you love to see the wiggly drawings that your children or grandchildren have drawn in your card.
59 all you'll have for breakfast is muesli and porridge with fruit and honey.
60 you now see why everyone wears slippers - there so soft and comfy you can't take them off!
64 The Lion King will still make you cry.
67 yoga is always fun to go to as you get to look at the hot guy instructor.
70 you'll be making the dinner while singing along to tunes on your 'cool, hip' iPod.
71 snacks aren't a problem.
73 the more cats you have, the funnier you seem to get.
75 you can try and take up a new hobbie while still trying to work out how technology works.
77 your husband will bring home flowers, kiss you goodnight and dance with you under the stars because he wants you to know you are his.
78 you'll hope that your grandchild is named after you.
79 you start to appreciate the change in seasons.
81 you can knit your grandchildren wolly jumpers.
84 is when you're most like to take photos of your family and put them up around your house.
86 lighting a match seems to get harder.
89 you can celebrate your one year off of becoming 90 which is 10 years of 100 which means load of candles on your cake.
91 you'll have loads of hand creams dotted around the house.
93 means you can rest your feet up all day watching the tv while going through your M&S biscuit tin.
95 you can now sit in the shower rather than stand.
100 now your suddenly in to whisky with ice but sometimes you get brain freezes.
100 you celebrate you're now a three digit number.
105 you'll have a stash off salted peanuts and polos.
106 you can see your great great grand children.
108 you find listening to the radio bores you.
112 you find it amusing how the younger generation walk.
thanks anna. are these based on anything you heard? glad you are well enough to join us on the blog. Have a look at the marilyn costumes, we need to order one asap. looking forward to having you back.
ReplyDeleteYes these are things I've heard as well as seen and experienced, I've tried to be imaginative as possible.
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