This is Jordan song...

When Jordan heard there would be a sword

that props would make for the Beowulf lord

but you dont want to play Beowulf do you?

It goes like this, you want the part

the characters name is wiglaff

the battle king that jordan always wanted.

This is Jordan, this is Jordan, this is Jordan, this is jordan...

He knew the story off by heart

He really wanted wiglaffs part

sarah said theres no need to worry

so we put him back into the play

but yesterday he missed a day 

and coz of this he lost the part of wiglaff

This is jordan, this is jordan, this is jordan, this is jordan...

Now jordan he's been here before,

he's learnt the part and studied for,

now he is all alone without a character,

But he's seen the film a thousand times 

and just cant get that off his mind

poor jordan he will not be playing wiglaff.

This is jordan, this is jordan, this is jordan this is jordan....