Changing Disney Lyrics

A Dream That You Wish Your Heart Makes/A Scream Will Increase Your Heart Rate

A scream will increase your heart rate

Like a beating drum

Not long in the night, you shiver

Thinking no one will save you at all

No matter where you might be breathing

You’ll wish you were not living

With screams that you wish were untrue

A Whole New World/A Whole New House

I can show you the house

Dirty, Dusty, and Moldy

Tell me, person, now when did

You last let your cough decide?

I can open your eyes

Take you room by room

Over,in and under

On a magic house tour

A whole new house

A new fantastic ocean view

No one to tell us no

Or where to go

Or say we should be cleaning

A whole new house

A dazzling place I never knew

But when I'm way over here

It's crystal clear

That now I'm in a whole new house with you

Now I'm in a whole new house with you

When You Wish Upon A Star/When You’re With A Porno Star

When you're with a porno star,

Foreplay will not get you far

Just yell "Action!" and that pro

Will come for you

On her back or on her knees,

Or perhaps on a trapeze

Anything that tart desires,

She'll scream some too

Hakuna Matata/Avada Kedavra!

Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful curse

Avada Kedavra! They don't get any worse

It means no Harry, better call him a hearse (Okay - he's a hearse!)

It's our trouble-free artillery

Avada Kedavra!

Never Smile At A Crocodile/Never Smile At Simon Cowell

Never smile at Simon Cowell

No, you can’t get friendly with Mr Simon Cowell

Don’t be taken in by his charming grin

He’s imagining how bad it is when you sing

Part Of Your World/Part Of Your Lunch

Look at this lunch

Isn't it neat

Wouldn't you say that my lunch is complete

Wouldn't you say I'm the girl

The girl who ate everything

Look at this bowl

Treasures untold

How many sandwiches can one lunch box hold

Lookin around you here you think

She ate everything

I've got ketchup and mustards of plenty

I've got mayo and relish galore

You want sandwiches, I got twenty

But who cares

No big deal

I want Forks

I want to be where the lunches are

I want to see, I want to see them eatin

Eatin around on those, whatchamacalats, tables

Eatin with hands you don't get to far

Knives are required for cuttin and choppin

Eat anywhere, in the car, buildings or stables

Up where they eat

Up where they munch

Up where they spend all day with their lunch

Eatin for free

Wish I could eat

Part of your Lunch

What would I give

For an olive

Jalepeno

What would I pay

To eat in buffet

Without any food canned

I'll eat on land

Or in the sand

and I will eat it on water

Mashed Potatos

Deep-Fried Tomatos

Made in farmland

I'm ready to eat what people eat

I want a hot dog

With various cond'mnts

Where is the stand and why isn't it

(whats the word) open

When's it my turn?

Woulndn't I love

Love to eat meat of a dove

Out of my seat

Wish I could eat

Part of your lunch