What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
Two dragons walk into a bar... and on says, "It's hot in here", and the other dragon says, "Shut your mouth" ✔️
Why are dragons large, gold and scaly?
Because if they were small, brown and hairy, they'd be coconuts
What do you do when a dragon sneezes?
Out of the way!
Why did the dinosaur live longer than the dragon?
Because it didn't smoke!
What did the dragon say when he saw Beowful and his army?
Oh no not more tinned food!
Why do dragons tell the worst jokes?
Coz they drag-on and drag-on ✔️
May the dragon of life burn your hot dogs and never your buns
Camouflage: cause no-ones going to notice a moving branch-covered tank
The ones highlighted are the ones the teachers/group members preferred - if you have any more jokes please leave them in the comment section below. Thank you.
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